So, I go into SUPER Walmart the other day 'cause I need to buy me some toothpaste. A tube of paste usually lasts me nearly a decade, but I somehow misplaced the latest tube... or maybe I ate the contents during one of my 'night of the living dead' moments. Who knows? Anyway, since I was in there, I thought to myself, "DUDE! ...you should just buy the crap you need now, you won't have to come back..." The idea sounded good... So I grab a me a germ infested cart, yeah, it had a sticky handle, I didn't know what it was, and I wasn't about to taste it. I try again, this time the fucking wheel is jammed. GRR!!!!! ...I'm getting a little pissed about now, and there were only 2 more carts left... I had to choose between a rusted cart that made a noise like it had square wheels, which would've annoyed the shit out of me... so I chose the cart that made it's own turns when ever the fuck it felt like it. I managed not to kill anybody; however, I accidentally ran into the ass of a gangster boy's woman... He looked at me and said, "watch where the fuck you drive that thing, ay!" ...I laughed and said, "Ok, my bad..." Then I turned and shook my head. ...but NOoOoOo, he couldn't just accept my apology, the little fucker had to be tuff! Now he wanted to know what the fuck I was laughing at... I could've told him there was a joke on the cereal box, but instead I said, "...you, you act like you're gonna do something." That's where I got told to go fuck myself... Where's the respect for elders these days? Hahahaha!

After I gathered my healthy food, (Milk, bread, bologna, cheese, taquitos, and salsa) my scavenger hunt began. Damn, this turned into a day of hard decision making... I go to the damn tooth paste aisle and find about 200 different kinds of paste! I was in shock! ...I didn't know what I wanted, I nearly broke down and started crying... I don't really care for the paste, I like the gels, but I was under so much fuckin' pressure, I grabbed the paste. Then I tossed it in my basket, and made my way to the shampoo and other cleansing stuff, but not before I rammed the cart into a shelf. I swear, the Walmart gods hate me! I got shampoo, and body soap... but I needed some hand soap, I bought some, it later turned out that it was lotion, LOTION!!!!!!!!! I don't need any lotion!!!!!!!!! GODDAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...blogging this is pissing me off so I'm gonna stop now... Fucking walmart and their fucking... UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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